woman starts facebook account; little fat butt man

"This always works" he thought to himself, "why isn't she replying?" 

To say he was disappointed would be selling it short. He knew better than to show her any respect.. that's the exact opposite way to win a woman's affections.

"Alright, I'll pull out the big guns" he thought out loud. He picked up his phone again and typed a measly and quick apology. After all, there is no woman who doesn't love a meaningless apology. 

"Are you sorry?" she asked. He didn't even care to lie a second time. 

Brushing past it, he typed back to her "Is it fat though? That's my weakness, lol".

He put down his phone while he paced the room. She replied so he knew he had her hooked this time. He just had to know. Now that she knew he cared only for her butt she was destined to reply again. He was the most amazing of catches and no one can resist that charm of his. No one.

Ping! He grabs his phone. "A twiggy thing?!" he hollered. "Ew, I don't want that. But wait... I can fix this"

"I'll work with ya haha jkjk" he replied. "Let me work you out."

“As much as I am thoroughly enjoying this conversation, that’ll be a no from me” she said. 

"Did she... did she just give me a sarcastic reply?! And then BLOCK ME?! Whatever, I'll find a better butt who appreciates my help elsewhere" he thought to himself out loud. 

It often drove him nuts when women would deny his advances. He was hot as hell, could bench nearly 975 and didn't work, leaving him with plenty of free time to improve women's bodies. Truly, he knew there was something wrong with them all but that didn't stop him. He'd find a butt to build into his favorite butt ever one day.